Desert Toad

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.

Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!

Cane Chode

The nasty act of wringing your dick out after you've gone full desert toad.

Bear: He's been in the shower for ages
Pill: Aww shiet, he's gone full cane chode