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What you see when you suddenly notice highly visible dead skin cells that have fallen from your scalp onto your clothes, which others have probably been noticing for hours.
"Another skill set that I would bring to the position is coding web pages, which I ... (Awwww! Damndruff!)."
When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention
Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!
the rearrangement of hormones in the human body that occurs as a person anticipates the enjoyment of a holiday or vacation
Today, the students seem more distracted than usual. Well, the Thanksgiving vacation starts soon, so it must be that Holiday Hormonal Blend!
(two days before the Memorial Day weekend in the USA) Iâve got the steaks sitting in marinade, and I must say that as for myself, my brain is already soaking in that Holiday Hormonal Blend!
Q: Who are the holiday-hormonal-blend challenged?
A: Workaholics.
A person who, in a public place, suddenly shows up and is an asshole
I was waiting on the platform when all of sudden, this old fuck who I don't even know glared at me and called me a "piece of shit." May an agonizingly slow death befall that pop-up asshole.
a clever use of slang that leaves people positively impressed by one's word craft; the kind of lexical innovation that belongs in the Urban Dictionary
It's kind of morbid, but "selfiecide" was a slang dunk!
Any rapidly swirling liquid. Syn. typhoon, hurricane, whirlpool, eddy, etc.
You know that your drainpipes are clear when you get a little aquanado.
A system "upgrade" that doesn't work as well as what it replaces due to excessive defects. For software, this may include bugs and/or a more difficult interface. However, the term can be extended to any other system (roofing, remodeling, restoration, plastic surgery, tax reform, etc.) that suffers from greed, incompetence, inadequate resources, or a specific lack of foresight.
Remember "Vista"? What a fuckupgrade that was!
Well, they've fuckupgraded our email system, and now everyone's complaining about it.
Just between you and me, that facelift of hers is nothing but a fuckupgrade.