"Dude, that's your sixth doughnut! Did you talk to Karl this morning?"
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Hey Suzy, put down that fucking iphone and bend over so I can play the back nine.
Who cares if you're on the rag? I'll just play the back nine.
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A boner.
"Hey honey! Spread your cheeks, Woodrow Wilson is here and he wants to play the back nine."
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