Windowsilling

When you are dating a menopausal woman and she has a hot flush and needs to stand at the window. You fuck her from behind at the window in full view of neighbours and passers by.

I was windowsilling my old lady this morning and the postman interrupted with a parcel of his own.

Normalist

A normalist is both a religion and a philosophy.

It is similar to a racist in that it is prejudiced against a group, but different in that this group is not bound by race, it’s instead distinguished by those who consider themselves perfectly normal or not.
I am against those that consider themselves normal.

The philosophy extends to a pure truth based system where you offer respect which when reciprocated generates further trust, with a positive outcome intended for the subjective objective and absolute.
But for now we love normal people less than not normal people and will work harder to help them realise they too can have abs like me, and be abnormal.

Yo Ben are you acting completely normal.
0121 do one George. I’m a fucking normalist.