Thunder Mug

A drinking vessel of epic proportions, something that only the Gods, NAY only the Axemen would consider worthy of holding their drink. A mug filled with the frothiest of ales that can quench the even the most parched of throats. Some have said that drinking from such a vessel will allow a man to impregnate a women with his musk alone. Footnotes are needed on that last claim

Barkeep: What will it be Sir?
Customer: I want something that will allow me to climb the tallest tower, swim the widest ocean, to verb the adjective noun!
Barkeep: That'll be a Thunder Mug then

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