The Tong Tong Tickler

The act of going to a massage parlor and getting a massage from a hot chick. Halfway through the massage you realize the chick is a guy, but you don’t care because his finger is up your butt tickling your prostate and you’ve already paid for it.

Hey, did you hear what happened to Justin last night? He spent his last 50 bucks in Hawaii on a hot massage, but got "The Tong Tong Tickler" instead!