Caveira

A taliban warrior that pissadeers and pops back up like bomb threats at a high school. Uses a rpg that looks like a pistol and takes massive shits on casual players.

Noah: there’s a caveira around that corner
Me: I guess we’re fucking kamikaze pilots now

Calvin

We don’t talk about “it”

Son: Dad there’s Calvin with a Jim Crow shirt on
Me: go gargle your fucking mouth with holy water