Rumble Trots

Letting loud farts slip out with each step you take. Usually a tell-tell sign you have a hot one in the chamber.

Similar to crop dusting.

En route to the crapper, Chris had massive rumble trots.

D.I.R.P.

Dual Income Raising People. Couples who were DINKs but now have kids. They have careers, make decent money, and spend a lot of it on childcare and summer camps.

“Honey, we were DINKs but now we have kids so we’re DIRPs”

“Look at those D.I.R.P.s over there towing their kids through Disney when it’s 100 degrees out”