A fat man who hides food under their fat rolls to eat during the day.
That fat kid Eric pulled a Twinkie from his skin fridge in geometry class today, nasty kid!
A gay man, usually a Chris who intercepts a mans load.
I was about to shoot my load on my girlfriend , but that cum sniper Chris intercepted it with his face.
When a employee goes and gets lunch for coworkers and comes back with the wrong order you get food screwed.
Chris food screwed me again! I ordered the burrito bowl from chipotle and that doofus came back with the burrito.
A Short Italian man who engages in Barn sex, usually with horses and chickens.
They caught a Torrey in the barn standing on a hay bail humping olâ Betsy! Thatâs the third Torrey this month.
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A Fantasy Football Guru,his draft is exquisite, he wins all trades and is a genius working the waiver wire. All fear his greatness!
Don't put in a lineup,why bother! You ain't got a chance against the SlobFather!!
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In fantasy football a SlobFather is someone who canât be beat. They draft exquisitely, the get the better of all trades and are masters of the waiver wire.
Donât put in a lineup, why bother? You ainât got a chance, against the SlobFather!!!
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This word evolved from the word "don't trick" and is whispered to a person before they attempt a putt, a shot or anything sports related to get in persons head so they choke.
Danny is so mad right now he missed the 2 foot putt. I heard his brother Mike Kwik-Kwik him right before he putt!