wowsaz

overload of excitement. synonyms = wow, crazy

Wowsaz you got me a new car

Ross

an angry small duck

hey, jimmi-jon a Ross attacked me at the park on wednesday.

wondajplump

something you say when a plump person walks past you.

Wondajplump you are a fatass

onion soup recipe

ingredients: onions, garlic, water, green onions, salami, green beans, soy sauce, fish sauce, plum sauce, salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, chilli flakes, pepper.

recipe:

slice an onion until you have 15 even pieces, 3 pieces of garlic as well

put the pieces in a bowl with lots of water and microwave for 5 minutes on high or 7 minutes on low
pour the onions, garlic and onion water in bowl
add 10 slices of salami sliced
add onion and garlic powder
add the rest to your desired taste.

wow this onion soup recipe is mad fye el hombre

Pissboy

a child that wets the bed

"My son is such a pissboy he wets the bed every night

apartment watering can

a 2-litre soda bottle filled with water and with holes poked on the top, perfect for watering some plants in an apartment with no hose.

Papa please teach me on how to make a apartment watering can.