Rollin' Coal

Is what a tailgater, jack rabbit that charges up behind you and stays there... or any other vehicle bigger than YOU (my A-to-B is an 80s VW Rabbit diesel hatchback) when they refuse to back off when you want to slow down to make a right-hand turn when there is no turn lane...eats when you want to tell them very pointedly to either PASS or GET OFF MY ASS!

To accomplish this end in a vehicle with a manual transmission...just drop the clutch and punch the throttle. In an automatic...floor it.

"What the hell? You a near sighted hemorrhoid with broken brakes? I need to turn damn it! I signaled a half mile ago! EAT THIS! "
drops clutch & gooses throttle
semi in rear view mirror disappears behind a cloud of rollin' coal

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