Ryan

A random Ryan at 12 am looking through Urban Dictionary and finding searching his name. He found a whole lot of super nice definitions and found most of them to be right, except for only two things, his height and the fact that he has a girlfriend, because he's gay. Though he did find one result with his last name that was discouraging, but with what people irl say and what definitions say here, he didn't mind it, he knew it wasn't him specifically. He is now happy after reading all those and is gonna sleep well tonight

"Man these definitions of my names are so sweet, but everything is creepily accurate to what people in real life say about Ryan."

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