Tea Party

Sex party consisting of golden showers, tea bagging, watersports, boston pancake, strawberry shortcake, cincinnati bowtie, glass bottom boat, flag polling, all topped off with dirty sanchez, and abe lincoln. Usually practiced by repressed conservatives following a failed political rally.

Goin' to the Tea Party? Yeah, I got my pink socks, an American flag, and plenty of lubricant.

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