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An awful form of the beer shits caused by drinking Guinness Stout the evening prior, in which the sphincter acts as a spigot which, when opened, empties the contents of one's innards into a toilet bowl. The diarrhea is generally black, served at room temperature, and has a nice, frothy head.
Man, I double-poured a pint of Guinness Stout Gut Spout into the toilet this morning; it was not good.
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Diarrhea resulting the morning following a night of drinking two or more Blatz beers.
I woke up this morning, and before I even had coffee I was on the toilet with the Blatz Splatz
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