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A terrible case of diarrhea where feces is uncontrollably ejected from the rectum at a high velocity, generally caused by the consumption of Blatz beer; Can also be caused by consuming Old Style, Milwaukee's Best, or pretty much any fine brew hailing from Central Wisconsin. Synonymous with urinating out of your asshole, chocolate milk poops, and ninja turtle poops.
The best way to blatz is to sit AC Slater style and hold on to the back of the toilet so as not to fart right off the seat.
While Scott was blatzing all over the bathroom, Justin could no longer hold it in and decided to put on an old pair of sweatpants and hope for the best.
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another word for blatantly; slang and/or abbreviated form of blatanly
I love "Mean Girls" blatz.
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Explosive bout of the shits usually caused by excessive keg consumption. Originally derived from a label of cheap domestic beer, it was further adopted via onomatopoeia, referring to excessive noise as said fecal deluge forcefully strikes the toilet bowl. May also be applied to ANY particularly loud diarrhoea.
"Kent Crossley usually gets the blatz pretty bad at about four in the morning and wakes up his downstairs neighbors."
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chav word for hello. while thier hands are down there trousers which are so close to the floor its amazing they can reach.
Alright blatz, also shake in thier only little way with the hand that was down thier trousers ,so sharing ball sweat.
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A crude hometown beer created for the hard working men of small town USA. Enjoyed by few, hated by most. Generally consumed in the most rural areas of North America (the boondocks, backwoods, swamp, etc.), and more valuable than Gold to those who live amongst the trees and kill their meals with their bare hands.
Hey Scott, do you want a Blatz to wash down the nails we ate for breakfast? Maybe I'll pack a few for lunch too, it's going to be a long day of killing Grizzly bears with shotguns.
Slang term for having sex with a female, or other sexual acts.
Dude, that chick could use a nice deep blatzing.
Oh bro, I totally blatzed that chick last night!
I intend to blatz that chick tonight, and I will.
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This phrase, related in part to the "blat" (see "blat"), describes the logical aftermath of drinking too much Blatz beer. If one drinks far too much Blatz, the next morning's activities are dominated by the "Blatz splatz" in which bodily fluids are emitted from various orifices in a semi-involuntary spasm. This term is obviously only used in those areas of the country where "Blatz" beer is found. For additional information see "hershey squirts" and "the shits".
Man, Frank brought a few cases of Blatz to the stag party. Damn, the next day let me tell you, I had the Blatz splatz big time!
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