mother's cure

A suburban housewife solution to the daily doldrums. Recipe: Oxycontin + Jack Daniel's

Random person: Hey Suzy, how do you make it through these hard ass days?
Suzy Jenkins: A little concotion I came up with myself that I call the mother's cure. Oxycontin washed down with Jack D. Put it in a cup it looks like iced tea.

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birth junkie

A person who can't seem to get enough of anything related to birth. (i.e. stories, photos, videos, etc.)

In high school all Britney could talk about was cheerleading, but now that she has had a baby she has turned into a total birth junkie.

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