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When one's testicles are placed inside the anal cavity of another. The other person flatulates as the testicle owner manually stimulates themselves.
I have had gas so bad today, we shouldn't let it go to waste and have a little Fap-Flambé!
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Drizzling your man gravy into someone's eye.
She wouldn't stop staring at me, so I helped put in her cocktact lense.
When the cock is so girthy, it fills the vagina and causes a suction which makes it painful to pull out.
I went balls deep, but she was so tight, we went into vagilock. I thought it was going to rip my dick off.
Steering a van with your dick while dancing behind the wheel.
This is my favorite song, I might have to make a worm spin
When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.
Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.
The art of standing on one foot and shooting jizz into someone's face.
I pulled a fapmingo and coated her face with style.