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The loud clacking sound your impact driver makes as you drive your fastener down tight
You better only give that 1/4" bolt two uga dugas or you'll break that bitch off
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all those death metal bands that sound just like Slipknot
oh great, ANOTHER cookie monster band music video on Fuse
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An honest, witty, intelligent and insightful conservative writer who effectively communicates the right-wing message and proves that liberals are wrong about everything... just kidding!
Ann Coulter called Katie Couric "the affable Eva Braun of morning TV" just because she's jealous that Katie is 4 years older and 10 inches shorter yet 20 times hotter than her.
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a figment of the imagination of Fox News concocted solely for the purpose of stoking anger against secular progressives.
According to Fox News last year, Christians won the 'War on Christmas'.
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Position that would replace Secretary of Defense were Jesse Ventura to be President.
Jesse Ventura: I'm not going to have no wimpy Secretary of Defense. *I'm* going to have a Secretary of Offense, in the Department of Kicking Butt.
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A state school in Long Beach, California with about 30,000 students. No one cares about political issues there because it's a commuter school.
student to laroushie: "Hey, this is CSULB, none of us give a damn what Dick Cheney did."
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Anytime you google anything one of the first 10 hits will always be the wikipedia article about it.
I typed 'google' into google and the 3rd hit was the article on google at wikipedia, thus demonstrating the wikipedia rule of google.
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