a new martial arts style that involves dry humping, ball grabbing and lip kissing your opponent into submission
that guy felt all dirty inside after he was a victim of a Molesto attack
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What you say when you say something that a total pedophile would say.
17-year-old: Damn! Look at that girl. Woo I would wreck that ass.
Other dude: Ayo you know she's only like 14, right?
17-year-old: No molesto. But still.
Other dude: *rolls eyes* Yeah whatever.
A creepy perverted guy, one that looks like he would molest you or a guy who looks like he would like young girls. Has a white trash or skeevy appearance and is often seen checking females out and leering.
Oh My God, that dude over there is soo creepy, what a Molesto Joe!
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A 14 passenger van, with or without windows, that molesters use to pick up kids.
"Hey, we are driving to the camp in molesto vans!"
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Slum City Molesto CA in the heart of the Central Valley. Alviso CA shines compared to Molesto.
Man the Danimal is such a slimeball, he resembles people from Molesto CA