Fap and Win

A school of thought based on the inequality:
Fapping > Sex + Pain.

Stated simply the pleasure one derives from fapping is always greater than the pleasure one derives from sex when the pain of non-sexual female interaction is taken into account.

I used to freak out all the time trying to get laid, both about how she'd act afterwards and whether 9 months later I'd hear from her. But then ImperialExecutive taught me how to 'Fap and Win'. I am a changed man because of FaW.

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