Instabation

The act of sexually pleasuring yourself while surfing Instagram. It can be performed to an individual photo of a stranger or an array of inanimate objects. (i.e. Salads, fire hydrants, sunsets, marajuana, automobiles, and coffee)
Is usually performed with one hand swiping a mobile phone directly In front of the face, and the other hand stroking ones genitals. In some circumstances a photo is so desirable that the phone is propped up while both hands are working the persons downstairs to the point of orgasmic release.

Jack: "Hey Jed why are you so out of breath"
Jed: "I was heavily persuaded by this dunkin donuts hashtag, coffee led to cleavage, and cleavage led to Plants, and then instabation got the best of me"
Jack: "Oh boy! That will happen! Just last week I ruined my favorite shirt coming across this killer photo of my highschool crush drinking a macchiato"

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