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To ask for the bill at a restaurant, a pub or a bar or wherever.
Could I have the "math" please ?
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Stupid and guillible...
(listens to asshole)
This guy ? Sure has hearing hearing-aids... He listens to assholes....
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The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating.
He took a bite, saw the other half of the worm in the apple and went as pale as dead... a real "caterpallor"....
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An oútage represents a disruption in service that's a bit more sophisticated and in a class of its own. Maybe a bit more French. Definitely not a simple, run-of-the-mill outage.
There is an ongoing oútage affecting our office wine supply. We only have threve bottles of wine left. Must fix soonish.
In prise of the BJ.... which is better than many other things....
What`s better than roses on your piano ? Tulips on your organ....
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How would you call a smiling roman arena fighter with pubic hair between his teeth ?
A G-LADY-eater
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