mud net

The mud net is a slang word for underwear. The "mud net" is designed to catch any unwanted sudden bowel movements in public.

Jimmy told his co-worker "I thought I had to fart today at work, but it was the real deal, thank god I had my mud net on to catch my fudge.

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habidatial cap

The habidatial cap is a hat, cap, lid or other head wear that is worn on a penis that is still hard enough to hold the cap in place after sex.

Tony had sex with his girlfriend three times and was still hard enough to hold a cowboy hat on his penis. He proudly showed his grilfriend the hat and said "I am still able to wear the habidatial cap after 3 sessions.

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