Misty wombat

Strange Creature that lives in the northern Texas region. Often seen in bars drinking or spending money on clothes.
When a Misty wombat finds her mate she Is very nice to him and Makes sure to try and please him in any way. Misty Wombats are also known to take care of Old people when paid for it.

Dude did you see that Misty Wombat
Yeah she was hot

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Pizza

Sam Anthony..SAM IS PIZZA! SAM IS PIZZA!

Sam- hey ry whats up
Me- nothin...ur pizza

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joddrell bank

Cockney ryhming slang for Wank (Masturbate)

"Alright im of for a fuckin jodrell"

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wendy's

The shittiest place to work in the world, because it has incompetent managers and coworkers. The food is good though.

Wendy's is a good place to eat, but never work there.

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Jayphen

A young male whose name is actually Stephen, but gets called Jay.
he is of the Jayphen Variety.

I am luff teh jayphen

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mahaling

the definiton of mahaling is loving someone at that moment doesnt necessarily have to be MAKING LOVE!! but loving someone like u r thinking of them and missing them...

Girl: wut r u doing right now?
John: Mahaling You!! dats about it
Girl: Ang sweet naman ni John

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>_<

>_< = The constipated face.

This game is hard...>_<

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