clive dangerously

A really cool guy who runs the best blog since the invention of pre-sliced bread. If you take away the "c", you get Mr. Danerously's motto: LIVE DANGEROUSLY.

ME: Hey kids, who is your hero and/or role model?
KIDS: CLIVE DANGEROUSLY!
ME: And what does Clive tell us to do?
KIDS: LIVE DANGEROUSLY!

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Pretty Porter

A guy who spends his breaks and lunch periods in the bathroom perfecting his hair. May also spend time at home curling, ironing and dying his hair.

Man, he is such a Pretty Porter. He spent all of his free period in the bathroom fixing his hair! What a woman.

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Rice and Beans

Whackin' it.

Dude, I walked in on my roommate making rice and beans last night... awkward.

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bulimia

The greatest thing ever. Celebrities do it to look beautiful, and they are.

You should try it. Then you can look as hot as Paris Hilton. She is smart.

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Luke, I am your father

A line never delivered in a Star Wars movie.

It was actually, "No, I am your father," as it was part of a conversation.

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