hjb

abbreviation of 'hou je bek' which is dutch for shut the fuck up

jantje: waarom eet je worst op brood?
kees: hjb kk jantje

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HJB

Colloquial abbreviation used by South Africans over instant messaging services, which stands for "Hou Jou Bek".
This is basically the alternative to shut up, but with a Cape Coloured twist to it.

Portia: Jirre Melanie, jou doek lyk vandag kak!
Melanie: Got Portia, HJB.

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hjbs

An abbreviation for hot, juicy, butt sex.

dillon had some hjbs with the janitor in the school closet

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hjb

short for hibba jibba

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HJB

A person who is mean and cruel.

Martha stop being so HJB!