Dust Cricket

An old southern term of endearment for white people, given to them by moon crickets.

"Look at those dust crickets on their way to Cheesecake Factory"

Hog slip

When your penis slips out of a hole in your underwear, a rip in a seam, or that stupid flap in the front that no guy ever has used to to go pee.

"I was getting a glass of water last night, when I had a hog slip happen in front of my roommate"