sortadulting

Portmanteau of "sorta" and "adulting."

Sortadulting - When the KitchenAid is registered at the new address but the dog is not.

Commercial Cahoots

A conspiracy between two or more television stations in which they break for commercial at the same time, leaving you with no other option but to watch or leave the room.

Damn! These stations are in commercial cahoots!