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MineBot

The most advanced bot in the history of Smug's Underground. It uses AI for most of its command, and can manipulate space time at will. Also, MineBot likes American's subway serving sizes.

Holy shit, MineBot sucks! - A retard

by Ryfried July 17, 2021


Nakogre

Nakogre or STEAM-098 is formerly Michael Schroder of Douglas, WY. He is a Caucasian male, 6 foot 4 inches tall and 280 pounds, 29 years of age, and suffers from autistic spectrum disorder and Down syndrome. STEAM-098 may be addressed as 1055, "Mikey" or any nickname which he suggests. Despite classification as an anomaly, staff are encouraged to address STEAM-098 with normal social pronouns in documentation and conversation.

STEAM-098 will fixate upon a random object (currently a teddy bear referred to as "Bugsy") and clutch it tightly at all times. Staff must allow and encourage this behavior, even during bathing and feeding. STEAM-098 may vocalize unhappiness or deliver warnings on behalf of this object; any requests concerning this object must be met by all possible means available.

I heard Nakogres' been playin that darn osu! game since last week and hasn't taken a shower since!

by Ryfried April 13, 2022


Smug's Underground

Smug's underground is
a place on the internet where people who are too smart to be popular, but not smart enough to get away with it, gather. The Smug Underground is a secret community of free-thinkers and thinkers that doesn't take themselves seriously. We're here for the ideas, we don't care about your status or your title. Come join us! You'll fit right in.
The Smug Underground was created by an anonymous group of writers from all over the world, united by their common interest in getting rid of freedom of thought, speech, expression, action, belief, opinion, lifestyle, religion, race, gender, sexuality, nationality, language, culture, ideology, origin, wealth, power, or anything else. They want you to believe what they say, think what they say, do as they say, be like them, dress like them, live like them, love like them, hate like them, have no will of your own, obey every order given to you without question, accept everything at face value, and most importantly: never ever dare disagree with any member of the Smug Underground.

Hi, I'm from Smug's Underground

by Ryfried July 16, 2021

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