Bologna Stick

Your average person of caucasian decent that stinks of bologna.

Person 1: Hey man, so whats up with the party tonight?

Person 2: Not much, just having some fine ass ladies comin by.

*Bologna Stick walks by*

Person 1: Aww god damn it. Now I have to go home and shower so those fine ass ladies don't think I'm a stinky Bologna Stick.