portugese car barn

When a toy car is inserted into the rectum of a person and their partner has to retrieve it with their tongue.

oh my god, when we did the Portugese car barn, it was such a rush. His tongue was so cold and it sent shivers down my gooch

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half ply

When having sexual intercourse with a buff woman, she curls your body and gives you oral sex at the same time.

damn, you know that female bodybuilder I was talking to at the bar last night? yeah, so we went to her place and she gave me the half ply.

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Angry Trail

The Angry Trail is when a large man's beard grows so large, it entangles with his chest hair and travels down to his pubic region.

If a fat hairy lumber jack had a really big beard and it tucked into his shirt it combined with his chest and pubic hair, creating the angry trail.

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