Artic Cucumber

Is a condom filled with human feces frozen to your pleasure. The artic cucumber is then inserted into your partners anus for pleasure and reward.

gosh it's hot today .......how about a nice refreshing artic cucumber!

Portuguese Pop

When your partner is in the missionary position you withdraw your penis at speed in a upwards motion creating a internal vacuum inside the vagina. This creates a low level "pop" sound prior to the labia minora closing and returning to its original state.

Did you hear that pop? Definitely sounded like a Portuguese pop!