chuck norris

A man that is liked too much in the teenage society.

Guy 1: Hey dude, have you seen Walker Texas Ranger?
Guy 2: No, but Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Guy 1: What does that have to do with seeing the movie?
Guy 2: Chuck Norris doesn't have to make sense.
Guy 1: ::Grabs knife and kills Guy 2::

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