Simple: butt sex in the woods during the day. Only butt sex, nothing else.
I brought Amanda down the Old New Hampshire Logging Trail and she had trouble walking back.
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When you produce a turd half way out of your anus, also known as the turtle head. Then you smear it on someone's face.
This slooter was giving me dome when I busted out the Milwaukee mud flap.
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