soloage

A term used for reffering to awesome guitar solo's and the amount of them in songs.

"Hangar 18 has tons of soloage in it."

"Yeah, all good music has mass amounts of soloage in it."

awesomage

A term used in Heavy Metal used to describe something that is simply beyond awesome.

Awesome - really really really (reccuring) good.
Mage - Other name for a wizard - user of magic.

Therefor if something is awesomage, it is something so unearthly and powerful that it practically is a word of God.

Generally used by itself, because no other words in the English language (only Norsk comes close) are mighty enough.

A common fault in spelling is the writing of an 'e' in the word after the 'm'. These people are wrong! Go and take a shower and wash the shame off of youself. These people offend Odin.

Guy 1: "Liker du det Black Metal?"
(Do you like Black Metal?)
Guy 2: "Ja jeg liker det veldig godt!"
(Yes I really like it!)
Guy 1: "Awesomage"
(Awesomage)
Guy 2: "Awesomage"
(Awesomage)

Disclaimer: Min norsk er dårlig.
(My Norwegian is bad.)

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Lucky Dip

When you bareback a girl before waiting for her STI results to come in.

"Aw man, I've got the AIDS..."

"Well, you did give her the Lucky Dip. You kinda deserve it."

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