Brobo

A Brobo is everybody's token, helpful homeless friend. Seems to always be getting fired from his job under ridiculous circumstances that never seem to be his fault. He has a rotating semi permanent gig on you or one of your friends' couch at all times. Surfs on your couch and does your dishes. Down to get drunk with you after your hard day at work and is polite and nice to your mom.

"If your package is arriving today at 2pm no one will be there to sign for it". "Oh no worries my Brobo is tgere".