ROFLWANCOT

Rolling On The Floor With A Nice Cup Of Tea.

Natural English extension of the common ROFL acronym, though not accompanied by laughter.

"Simpkins! ... goodness, what ARE you doing man?"
"ROFLWANCOT"

Got the builders in

To be so constipated, only masonry utters forth.

"Where's Sam?"
"He's got the builders in"
"But he's been gone an hour"
"He's. Got. The. Builders. In."

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hickling

1 to trap your balls in a vice

2 ejaculaing in a mans bottom

"man did that hickling hurt"

"id love to give you some tender hickling"

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