Minecrafter

A person who has no job and lives in the basement of his parents home. He spends all of his free time playing with virtual Legos and eating pepperoni Hot Pockets.

Minecrafter: I just finished making my Princess Zelda statue and I feel so good about myself! It only took me four straight days! What next?!
Minecrafter's Mother: How about you get a job and stop being such a lazy ass.

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Breadspaz

Someone who overreacts about bread.

Person 1: (Opens bread bag and takes out piece. Walks off)
Breadspaz: HEY! CLOSE THAT BAG!! THAT BREAD WILL DRY OUT AND GO BAD!!

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