Gloucester

A place on the north shore of Massachusetts where 15 year old girls go to get pregnant in large groups, with a binding contract, or "pact".

Also, it shares an island with the beautiful seaport town of Rockport.

Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend and I are going to Gloucester for the weekend!

Guy 2: O shit dawg! Don't let her talk to other girls!

Guy 1: Why?

Guy 2: She'll make a pact with them to get preggers!

Guy 1: OH SHIT!

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