Eleventeen

The amount of alcohol drunk in an evening that leads to alcoholic amnesia. Never a consistent amount, but always more than 10 pints or shorts, hence 'eleventeen'

How many have I drunk? Eleventeen but I've room for another...

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Scooterist

What you call a grown up mod who's realised how stupid he looks.

Too smart for a scooterboy, but too old to be a mod? Scooterist.

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