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Another average pop singer that is viewed by teenage and tween girls as the "hottest man alive" and to teenage and adult men as a "wigger" faggot whose balls haven't dropped. I really don't see the newfound teen/tween obsession with pop music. It seriously boggles my mind how one can listen to Justin Timberlake, Justin Bieber, etc. and compare it to rock music classics that more mature people like. Personally I don't think JT is hot, or talented, yet he's not gay and his songs, frankly are listenable. I just can't get over this obsession with pop and Justin Bieber, when you have much greater bands and singers in the past that is being forgotten in this era of "pop".
Go listen to a rock song by AC/DC or another rock band of your choice, (if you know no other bands, you have no musical life outside of pop). Makes pop look like garbage doesn't it?
Guy 1: Justin Timberlake is a fucking spoiled brat who pretends he's black and has absolutely no talent and is extremely ugly besides.
Girl: Justin Timberlake is an adorable, handsome, and talented singer and dancer. For all the people who say he's gay are really queers themselves.
Guy 2: Chill the fuck out he makes stupid songs, and isn't really handsome, but he's not a fag or a bad person in general.
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1. One of the finest fighting forces in history. Brave, uncomprimising soldiers fighting for the Stars and Stripes. Well equiped, works with the Navy, and covers the three block war
2. My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment/Muscles Required, Intelligence Non-Essential
1. United States Marines KICKS ASS MAN
2. Deragotory term used by other branches of the armed forces of the USA
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1. Talentless gay "boy" of 16 who sings unoriginal songs in his 6 year old voice about love, and girls, both of which he has had minimal personal experience aside from his girlfriend and mother.
2. The fantasy love interest of many girls between the age of 8-14 who claim his songs are amazing but only love him because of his haircut.
3. An asshole who thinks he is a hardass because he knows Usher.
4. The "boy" whos picture became a pornographic image for girls to finger themselves to.
5. "His" "balls" haven't dropped yet, pointing to a high pitched voice and short height.
6. Worldwide disgrace to music with Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, the Naked Brothers Band and etc.
7. National disgrace to Canada
8. Cause of suicidal thoughts among real men who listen to real music after listening to his crap
1. Guy: Justin Beiber is such a gay faggot. I want to beat his fucking brains out with a baseball bat. I can't stand his high voice blasting out his stupid songs.
2. Girl: Justin is so HAWT! His songs are amazing and really touch the heart! AND HIS HAIRCUT! OMG!
3. Justin Bieber: I'm so cool just because I know USHER!
4. I'm not going to describe this...
5. JB in high voice: BABY BABY BABY
Guy: SHUT THE FUCK UP FAG BEFORE MY EARS BLEED! At least try singing after your balls drop if you have any and grow a couple of inches!
6. Listen to any song other than pop and you'll know why
7. Seriously, he gives Canada, otherwise a fine nation, a bad name. I lost some degree of respect for Canada when he came about
8. Real man hearing JB: TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
Girl hesitantly turns of the radio
Real man: Goddamn! I'm gonna swallow my pistol if I hear his annoying voice again!
9. Drill Sergeant Hartman: Come on Private Bieber! You move like old people fuck! Are you singing to me? Then SHUT UP Private Bieber! Get off my obstacle! Get the fuck off my obstacle! Or I'm gonna rip your balls of, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will shut you up Private Bieber, if it SHORT-DICKS EVERY CANNIBAL ON THE CONGO!
-original quote from the film Full Metal Jacket, with Bieber's name in place of Private Pyle, and a few other changes
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