scene

scene is about...

(1)becoming anorexic so you can fit into your size 00 abercrombie jeans....

(2)seeing how many colors you can dye your hair before you look like a slogan for gay pride...

(3)dancing like a retard getting chased by a swarm of bees....

(4)listening to screaming whiney bands where you cant even understand the words because the band sucks...

(5)going to as many whiney shows as possible to show off all your peircings, your multi-colored scene hair, and show off how "hip" you are... as if anyone cares?

(6)buying clothes that dont fit right to show off your anorexia (but of course you dont tell other anorexics that! you're naturally skinny!)

(7)getting so many peircings you look like fucking frankenstein

whiney scenester: ok so i have my hair dyed black, with random spots of pink, purple, yellow, and red. just got my lip peirced (snake bites) along with my already peirced eyebrow, nose, and tongue. finally i have my outfit all picked out: size 00 jeans from hollister, size XS chariot shirt (because they're so SxC), vans with the squares, and black eyeliner...

ok im ready for the show tonight!
now lets go take some cool myspace pix then leave a bulletin before the show.

kthxbye

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