Cougar Droppings

Originally meant small tokens or food left by an older (often rich) woman (cougar) for a much younger man to keep him coming back, in a positive way. The meaning has changed slightly to mean any personal belongings left by the cougar in a negative way.

Oh man, I almost got so busted last night.

Why man, what happened?

Oh, my girl found cougar droppings in my bedroom.

What?!? Did she leave her bra?

Hell no, she left her teeth in a glass of water. Lucky for me, I was able to tell my girl that my moms had visited me and used my room while I slept on the couch.

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