zarg

What one says when upset, angry, shocked, surprised, or otherwise displaying negative emotion.

Zarg! Billy stole my car again!

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charleston

A gorgeous, old city in southern South Carolina. Not to be mixed up with North Charleston.

I went to Charleston and fell in love.

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southerner

An individual who lives in the southern United States. Nasal-voiced northerners insist that all southerners are inbred, ignorant hicks, but in truth it's the northerners (see Yankees) who are the ignorant ones.

A true southerner is moralistic, kind, practices southern hospitality, has an actual sense of humor, and sees more to life than rushing around in a city all day. Come on people, sit back and drink some lemonade or something.

Northerner: Whoa, since when do all southerns not live in trailer parks?
Southerner: Since forever.

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