San Diego

A useless piece of shit place in the Southwestern corner of the United States dedicated to over-priced real estate, silicone boobs, military-industrial complex, biotech, monster truck bros, SDSU oversized sunglasses-wearing hoes, La Jolla/Del Mar bi-sexual soccer moms, PB frat losers, North County right-wing anti-immigration Minutemen, and fish tacos.

Thinks "high culture" is watching an Over the Line game at Fiesta Island or attending the San Diego Symphony in flip flops.

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San Diego

A useless piece of shit place in the Southwestern corner of the United States dedicated to over-priced real estate, silicone boobs, military, biotech, monster truck bros, SDSU oversized sunglasses-wearing hoes, Del Mar bi-sexual soccer moms, PB frat losers, North County right-wing anti-immigration Minutemen, and fish tacos.

High culture consists of watching an Over The Line game at Fiesta Island with beer in hand or attending the San Diego Symphony in flip flops and Tommy Bahama shirt.

North County - People driving Lexus SUVs with Surfrider Foundation stickers on their way to a Randy "Duke" Cunningham rally.

East County - White trash, christian fundamentalist tweakers driving over sized pick ups with Skin Industry stickers.

Downtown - Hyper-caffinated "urban professionals" who drive BMWs, use way too much hair jel, work in real estate, shmooze with their clients at the Solamar Hotel, and vacation way too often in Maui.

La Jolla - Wealthy patricians and UCSD professors who think the world ends east of Interstate 5.

South Bay - North County wannabes who spend $1,000,000 on a "tract home" in Eastlake and frequent PF Changs way too often.

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