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A maneuver in which you ejaculate on the anus for lubrication, forcefully penetrate, and then await your penis to go flaccid until it is gently and sensually pooped out.
The Tinder girl wasn't on birth control, so I decided to practice safe sex and finish with the earth worm.
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A Tinder strategy in which you match with overweight women with attractive facial features, seduce them, add them on Snapchat and the Gram, and wait to see if they eventually lose enough weight to smash. Especially effective on women who have recently had kids and are losing baby weight. Tactic is not to be used on thick women, who should be smashed as soon and as hard as possible.
1. I hog tagged this heffer who said she 'likes to run and work out,' but it looks like she's only lost 5 pounds... I'll check back on her next year.
2. Damn girl, those stretch marks are fire... I'm starting to love hog tagging.