kirk beger

First successful clone of Tom Cruise from The Last Samurai.

Kirk Beger just cut that guy's head off! He's so full of randomnicity.

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gorph

a fart out of a loose butthole

i opened my ass wide and let out an enormous gorph

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peepert

A man's shlong.

Jimmy's peepert is small and corroded.

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schiavo

To use a sympathetic person or situation as a pawn to attain political goals.

To get legislation passed, he schiavos using topics like baby seals, children, and brain dead patients.

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RN

Meaning 'rocket nipple'. When a girl is cold/wet/horny and you can see the outline of her hard nipples protruding from her shirt.

yo dawg get your fly ass on over hizzle and check out the RN on that brod. Dont you want to squizzle that bro? its mint.

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roffey

the noise a dogg makes during anal sex.

giver: "take it you bitch!"

taker: "ur ur roffey!"

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splarf

After taking a crap, barfing into the toilet with the crap still sitting in it.

Jimbo killed a 30 pack on his way to Cape May and was so drunk that splarfed in Ms. Prino's bathroom.

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