jolk

the ultra hot way to say "joke"

Me- YOU'RE SO FUCKIN HOT AND NOT FAT.
Some chick- Really? You mean it?
Me- fuck NO. it was a jolk you ho. damn, you ugly.

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STATE

A government started by Joe STATE and VP Seeen STATE.

The greatest government that has ever existed

so dude, STATE's birthday bash last year was fuckin badass.

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sensimilla

diggity dank ass chron chron.

smoke a big spliff of some good sensimilla.

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oh good

1. oh coo
2. what the hell, whatever
3. oh shit

guy: hey dude, your car got pimped by xzibit or funkmaster flex
me: oh good

OR

guy: hey dude, your car was stolen
me: ugh, oh good

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poopoo iceberg

When you take such a big dump that poo rises above the water line and there's a ton of poo underneath, just like an iceberg.

I just took a huge dump and left a nice poopoo iceberg in there for everyone to look at.

22👍 8👎