christfuck

1. someone who is hates/dislikes christianity.
2. a really really cool song by the industrial band 'wumpscut'

1. c'mon, christfuck, lets go masturbate in that church!
2. 'u had so much to give, u had your time to live,
christfuck! christfuck!'

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Fish Eggs

1.) The smell a scrotum picks up after bouncing off a wet, unclean vagina or anus repeatedly during intercourse.

2.) The dry, hard, foul smelling crust that forms on a scrotum following vigorous sex with a dirty whore.

"Dude... you must have gotten lucky last night. I can smell your fish eggs from here!"

"Holy shit Karen, you gave me some wicked fish eggs! Why don't you try cleaning your ass better?"

"I knew Dave was cheating on me as soon as I caught wind of his fish eggs. I take better care of myself than that."

"Wow! Maximus hit that dude right in the shit stick! I bet he cracked his fish eggs."

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Shit Stick

1. The condition of a penis after anal sex.

2. Reference to the individual in a LGBT relationship that is taking the "traditional" male role.

"I know my girlfriend wants to try anal because she's afraid of getting pregnant. Little does she know, I'm more afraid of getting Shit Stick."

Guy 1: "Dude! Did you see Dave and Mark holding hands last night?"
Guy 2: "Sure did. That was quite a shock huh?"
Guy 1: "No doubt... So which one do you think is the Shit Stick?"
Guy 2: "More than likely Dave. He smelled like Fish Eggs when I walked past him last night.