When a guy is making out with a girl and he takes her had puts it on his penis (usually over a pair of pants)
It's amazing how many girls just go along with the Marty Manuever when they are making out with a guy.
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An asian girl who does not talk much but when she does it comes out in squeaks.
Hey did you see those squeaks over there, they look and sound like they are from some Hello Kitty cartoon.
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When a guy goes down on a girl while she is on her period, causing his face to look like a polar bear who just ate a seal.
After he went Polar Bear on his girlfriend he had to wash off the blood from his face.
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